One of my favorite things is to LAUGH!!!!!! I also love to tell jokes and make other people LAUGH!!! So, here are a few jokes that I LAUGHED at!!!
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever BUGS them!!!!!
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on top of a pointed building which way will it roll?
A: Roosters don't lay eggs!!!
Q: What do teachers put on their pizza's?
A: Graded Cheese!!!!
Q: Where did the spaghetti go dance?
A: At the meatball!!!
Q: Who was the first underwater spy?
A: James Pond!!!
Q: What do you use to fix a tuba?
A: A tuba glue!!!
Q: What kind of phones do turtles use?
A: Shell phones!!!
Q: What did batman say to Robin before he got in the car?
A: "Get in the car!"
Q: Where do you find ancient cows?
A: In a moo-seum!!!
Q: What do you call a police cheif's daughter?
A: misCHEIF!
Q: What do cats put in their drinks?
A: Mice cubes!!!!!
Q: What is a seven letter word, that has hundreds of letters in it?
A: A mailbox!!!!
These are too funny! My favorite one was the moo-seum! :)
ReplyDeleteThe one about Robin and Batman was MY joke forever and then i forgot it, THANKS for reminding me! haha. It is so funny!
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